Love Letters (All Charitable!) from Rome

Dear James, It is not charitable to lie Jim. I pray the veil, if their actually be one, be lifted from your eyes. Same old lies; same old James. May our Lord and Creator (anf Founder of Holy Mother Church) have mercy on your deceitful( or just plain stupid)soul! In His Most Sacred Heart and under the folds of the Queen Mother's mantle, Robert (who is still praying for you)