Top 4 slappers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	lilrawkhopper	4	* lilrawkhopper then takes her trout and slaps rawkhopper around
2	Pht	2	* Pht holds down RefHypothalamus and slaps him with the hegel trout
3	m604m	2	* m604m MEGA SLAPS SteelCityRB
4	arcticfox	1	* arcticfox takes Micah's large trouts a slaps Micah with all of them one at a time

Who Uses a One Eyed Smiley?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	TheAwkmaster	91	".)"
2	SOE	5	".)"
3	lilrawkhopper	2	".)"
4	mutato	1	".)"
5	Deut6dad	1	".)"
6	arcticfox	1	".)"

Top 10 smiley using guys on #prosapologian

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	SteelCityRB	1417	"We will? So we'll be able to accurately track how much time we waste in channel? :)"
2	katybot	1075	":)"
3	m604m	955	":)"
4	Razorskiss	895	"he just doesn't know quite how literal :)"
5	Pht	648	"what_ever: hey, at least that's easier to understand :)"
6	Micah	596	"u shudnt be reading twitter while broadcasting :D"
7	bluewoad	433	"SteelCityRB: this is Seattle. I'm the formal one. :-)"
8	DrOakley	332	"You just proved you have never been a Southern Baptist. :-)"
9	mutato	327	"Just for you outlanders -- we are not "used to" blizzards. We are used to having to deal with them. Two very different things. :-)"
10	ryan	238	"Maybe my wife is going through your wife to get me a smokin deal on a vintage quad? :D"

TOP 10 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	m604m	1838	"Howdy Pht what_ever mutato and others"
2	mutato	1793	"Good morning, Deut6dad"
3	Deut6dad	1631	"good morning mutato RefHypothalamus"
4	Algo	1108	"Hello codex mutato !!"
5	Pht	1085	"Hi all. at least all who are thawed enough to type"
6	SOE	648	"Good morning to you all"
7	kirk	486	"hello garrett_phone_"
8	thomas	476	"hi BadMoogle, how r u doing today ?"
9	katybot	467	"good morning proish type persons"
10	codex	466	"greetings all"