Top 10 stats freaks

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	DrOakley	15079	"()()() Weekly stats: www.aomin.org/prosapologian.html ()()()"
2	AOMin	1999	"LANE, i just checked the stats...you are no where to be found in the top 30.....get that up before next week or we WILL be breaking up"
3	mutato	1562	"My stats are steady and dependable, just like President Bush."
4	NA27afk	1046	"()()() For all the Current Pros Channel Stats: ()()()"
5	TheAwkmaster	1043	"Vinchenzo, you could use a new name here. Your nick is colliding with vincentlancon 's in the stats. .)"
6	BKing	938	"oh, I see you said Stats and not stats"
7	m604m	915	"Because stats are memes and memes are the soul of the dna"
8	TurretinFan	808	"Sue's stats are healthy"
9	Deut6dad	702	"those are stale stats"
10	katybot	617	"won't he just add to ken's stats?"

Top 10 quoting people

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	AOMin	7374	"[13:52] * Gary is pretty sure SFG's days as ops are numbered."
2	TurretinFan	6718	"<blueyonder> put... on... the... ring. << BlueBaggins?"
3	TheAwkmaster	4970	"[18:36] TheAwkmaster: Is anyone familiar with Rend Collective [Experiment]?"
4	klet-lurxs	4549	"<Algo> No, I'll be 55 in Dec. <--- no way! you look 45!"
5	mutato	3933	"<Arlin> I despise this society for inventing "teenagers". <------------- Idespise this society for constantly catering to youth, dismissing the wisdom that comes..."
6	ArlinReformed	3887	"<@Lane> Guys, I think Tur8inFan might be Rob Bell. Notice that he hasn't said anything since the feed began.<<<--- You are riiiiight!"
7	DrOakley	3213	"[07:11] <BKing> don't think about veal"
8	Micah	2786	"<bfreytag> lol no <--- your loss... or not. ;)"
9	Squirrel	2752	"<Atlantians> I didn't hit her, wack her with a club, or zap her with our TAZER. =/ <<< you have done well, grasshopper"
10	brigand	2335	"<Eruaran> The letter J is part of a conspiracy. <== The Yews from Yerusalem don 't want your evil letter corrupting their Yeshua.."

Top 10 slappers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	AOMin	50	* PhileasFg removes his glove and slaps redgoatee's face with it
2	floggy	25	* FlogMaster ambushes MarieP and slaps her around with a salmon
3	Stark	16	* Stark56K implicitly slaps crewbear with a sack of hammers.
4	Cyberpunk	15	* Cyberpunk takes out the trout and slaps jr around
5	DrOakley	14	* DrOakley declines Chessman's gambit, and slaps him with the Sicilian.
6	what ever	11	* what ever almost slaps mutato with a trout, but decides not to...
7	SdwFoxGeek	10	* SdwFoxLurx Slaps CaNickLurx about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken.
8	Figgy	10	* figgy wurx write "MEMO" with a sharpie on a nice big Trout and slaps brigand with it: "I GOT YOUR MEMO RIGHT HERE!"
9	mutato	8	* mutato tears off a strip of duct tape, slaps it over Spidey's mouth
10	Micah	7	* Micah reaches thru the connection and slaps SdwFoxGeek's pc

Who Uses a One Eyed Smiley?

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	TheAwkmaster	1112	".)"
2	SOE	5	".)"
3	rawkhopper	4	".)"
4	jakimo	3	".)"
5	Clunacleena	3	".)"
6	lilrawkhopper	2	".)"
7	Deut6dad	2	".)"
8	vincentlancon	1	".)"
9	Spoils	1	".)"
10	ryan	1	".)"

Who Pokes Others in the Eye?

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	Carla	37	* Carla sharpens a whole wheat grain and pokes Doc in the eye
2	DrOakley	16	* DrOHome steps on Syz's toe and pokes him in the eye and elbows him in the ribs
3	AOMin	14	* justgone pops in, pokes CalvinDude in the eye and leaves
4	mutato	10	* mutatoLurx bops johnMark on the head, then turns and pokes EN in the eye
5	Figgy	9	* Figgy floats around and pokes mutstlspnt
6	floggy	7	* floggy peeks in, pokes klet in the ribs and goes back to Chinese checkers with Mrs
7	what ever	5	* what ever grabs a tennis ball, hoping it will do for the knife hand since she doesn't feel like going downstairs and finding a rounded railing...
8	LUbunkrman	4	* LUbunkrman LU pokes the channel with a stick to see if it's still alive
9	Pht	3	* Pht removes the radiator drain plug... and pokes a hole in the gas tank ... and pulls the rear axle cover
10	Ordo	3	* Ordo plays the sharp cheeto stick card and pokes DrO....can you tell me? Pretty pleas?